Saturday, January 21, 2006

Hi! I'm Looking for Link Partners!

Those emails always start the same with minor variations:

My name is BLAH.
I work for
I am looking for link partners whose sites would be of benefit to our visitors.
Your site would be an excellent fit.
Sorry pal, but you obviously didn't visit my site.

My site is about WIDGETS and not web hosting, pills to make your pecker hard, weight loss, real estate or any other damn bullshit you're selling.

You know what would be an excellent fit?

My foot up your ass.

Now go away boy, you're bothering me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I got tired of all the inane link exchange requests so I finally wrote a procmail recipe to automatically intercept any message mentioning "link exchange", "link trade", or other variants, and autorespond to the message telling them briefly why link trading is offensive, and pointing them to my lengthy article on same: