Thursday, September 07, 2006

Block the Bots Tonight

Time for a little lunacy break for people feeling blue battling the bad bots.

Sing along boys and girls...

Sung to the tune of "Rock Around the Clock"
with apologies to Bill Haley and the Comets.

One, two, three bots, four bots, blocked.
Five, six, seven bots, eight bots, blocked,
Nine, ten, eleven bots, twelve bots, blocked,
We're gonna block all the bots tonight.

Put your firewall on and lock em out,
We'll have some fun when they scream and shout,
We're gonna block all the bots tonight,
We're gonna block, block, block, their scraping blight.
We're gonna block, gonna block, all the bots tonight.

When the block strikes two, three and four,
If the scrapers slow down we'll yell for more,
We're gonna block all the bots tonight,
We're gonna block, block, block, their scraping blight.
We're gonna block, gonna block, all the bots tonight.

When the server dings five, six and seven,
We'll be right in bot blocker heaven.
We're gonna block all the bots tonight,
We're gonna block, block, block, their scraping blight.
We're gonna block, gonna block, all the bots tonight.

When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too,
I'll be blocking bots and so will you.
We're gonna block all the bots tonight,
We're gonna block, block, block, their scraping blight.
We're gonna block, gonna block, all the bots tonight.

When the counts hit twelve, we'll laugh and yell,
As a dozen bad bots have just went to hell!
We're gonna block all the bots tonight,
We're gonna block, block, block, their scraping blight.
We're gonna block, gonna block, all the bots tonight.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You really need to get out more Bill.

EVO