HTTPanties on ThinkGeek

The ThnkGeek website has some amusing undies for sale called HTTPanties.

Currently they offer the following printed on your crotch covers:

• "200 OK" if you feel frisky
  
• "403 Forbidden" which is obvious
  
• "411 Length Required" for size queens
  
• "413 Requested Entity Too Large" which most of us will never see
  

We would like to suggest these additional HTTP offerings:

• "101 Switching Protocols" for bisexuals
• "300 Multiple Choices" for swingers
• "301 Moved Permanently" for transexuals
• "304 Not Modified" for virgins
• "307 Temporary Redirect" for having an affair
• "400 Bad Request" for that time of the month
• "405 Method Not Allowed" stamped on the ass if not into anal
• "409 Conflict" when she's pissed
• "416 Requested Range Not Satisfiable" when you didn't make her come
• "417 Expectation Failed" when he couldnt get it up

And for ladies that don't like adult toys, vegetables, and other non-human phallic replacement parts:

• 415 Unsupported Media Type

Last but not least, if she was all horny and went to bed without you, waiting while your dumb ass kept watching football or some shit, and she fell asleep don't be surprised to see this when you finally make it to bed:

• 504 Gateway Timeout