Saturday, March 04, 2006

Wrong Number, Hang Up Already

Well, someone with their Nokia phone just didn't take WRONG NUMBER for an answer and tried to beat the shit outta my server looking for a place that would take their call.

209.191.82.253 Nokia6600/1.0 (4.09.1) SymbianOS/7.0s Series60/2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.0

Actually, it looks like Yahoo might've done this on their behalf as the IP address resolves to msfp02.search.mud.yahoo.com so it might not have been the phone that was so insistent.

03/04/2006 05:30:53 "/"
03/04/2006 05:30:53 "/mob"
03/04/2006 05:30:53 "/index.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:53 "/index.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:54 "/default.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:54 "/default.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:54 "/home.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:54 "/home.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:55 "/mobile"
03/04/2006 05:30:55 "/mobile/index.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:55 "/mobile/index.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:55 "/mobile/default.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:55 "/mobile/default.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:56 "/mobile/home.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:56 "/mobile/home.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:56 "/mob"
03/04/2006 05:30:56 "/mob/index.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:56 "/mob/index.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:57 "/mob/default.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:57 "/mob/default.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:57 "/mob/home.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:57 "/mob/home.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:57 "/wml/index.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:58 "/wml/default.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:58 "/wml/home.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:58 "/xhtml/index.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:58 "/xhtml/default.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:58 "/xhtml/home.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:59 "/wap/index.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:59 "/wap/index.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:30:59 "/wap/default.wml"
03/04/2006 05:30:59 "/wap/default.xhtml"
03/04/2006 05:31:00 "/wap/home.wml"
03/04/2006 05:31:00 "/wap/home.xhtml"
Sorry, if you'ld like to dial my website, tough shit.

Keep your hands on the fucking steering wheel.

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