Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Cache Hysteria Pandemic

WARNING - STRONG LANGUAGE ABOUT FUCKING MORONS

Everyone has lost their fucking mind on this topic and the fact that Yahoo and MSN have page cache doesn't matter as the only search engine being bashed over this topic is Google.

The world is not flat and the earth DOES NOT revolve around Google.

The non-stop "Google Google Google Google" mantra is getting old and you're all starting to sound like a bunch of fucking narrow minded cultists so get a life, get a clue, open your damn eyes and look around.

The best nonsense argument I keep hearing is that the less technically savvy authors out there shouldn't have to learn how to disable cache, it should be opt-out by default, blah blah blah wasting precious air spouting bullshit. OK, in an utopian world perhaps being cached would be opt-in but it isn't so just get past it and quit dwelling in fantasyland you delusional twits! Any author that can figure out how to get his content online and can set up meta tags for description and keywords can insert a fucking line to disable cache!

Holy fuck!

Have you all lost your fucking minds in that you would rather sit and whine for months and years about pages being cached instead of just inserting that one line into your template?

Got thousands of pages?

Maybe someone can get off their lazy ass and whip out a simple server side script that will update your entire httpdocs folder on the server inserting the no cache directive in all web pages.

How about fixing the tools used by the legions of technically dim-witted like Mambo/Joomla, WordPress, FrontPage, DreamWeaver, etc. and make cache opt-out the default in all your pages.

Or just drop that line in your template, all the templates should have it, you hear me template designers? Take those iPod ear buds out of your waxy ears and listen up - ADD IT TO YOUR FUCKING TEMPLATES!

Lazy whiny assed shitheads, you're really getting on my nerves.

Stop bitching and moaning and just FIX YOUR FUCKING SITES and the cache argument would go away on it's own in a few months and be a moot point.

Fucking lamos.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Loud whiny assed rantaholic, you're really getting on my nerves.

Shut your mouth.
Sit on your hands.
I want the SE caches full to bursting hopefully sucking ever increasing traffic from sites other than mine.
Sheesh.

IncrediBILL said...

Glad I'm getting on your nerves as I'd hate for all this ranting to be for naught.

Happy to be of service.

Googlewasher said...

All your site to me does belong.

Scrap, scrap, scrap.

Now is it an archive or a cache?

I don't care.