Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Related Movie Bullshit

If my last rant just moments ago about sucky movies didn't get the point across, I was just reading some entertainment news and J Lo may star in a movie adaptation of Dallas and Ice Cube may star in the big screen version of Welcome Back Kotter.

Dallas?

Welcome Back Kotter?

You must be shitting me!

IT'S OBVIOUS WHY PEOPLE DON'T GO TO THE FUCKING MOVIES YOU MORONS!

Looks like I'll need to take up golf or some shit since I obviously won't be at the movies anymore.

4 comments:

thebear said...

You could watch Dr. Who on SciFi starting this Friday, March 17.

There's also tons of other expensive things you could do, like model railroading, rare coin collecting, going on a year long trip around the world.

You see plenty of ways to spend your former movie money and then some.

IncrediBILL said...

Model trains, coins?

Are you 10 or 80?

You missed the other obvious options like strippers, S&M clubs and heavy metal concerts...

Anonymous said...

hey incredibill,

Why not trying to expand your mind and renting / watching alternative / low budget / foreign movies... I'm sure you can find at least one good movie..

Try CRAZY it's a really good movie from qu├ębec.

theBear said...

Damn it all Bill.

The goal was to find a way to spend your movie money so the Hoolywood crowd doesn't get it.

Look up the price tags on all of my suggetion with the exception of watching Dr. Who.

Those items will chew up all of your movie money and then some, besides are there no strippers, S&M clubs, and heavy metal concerts to be found on a year long world tour?

anonynous,

He could also go to a lot of movies if he went on a year long world tour. I'll bet he could even find some that are Hollywood free.