Monday, February 13, 2006

Bullshit Gourmet

Sometimes when the little frozen food meals are on sale at the store I'll snap them up to get the 10 for $20 sale price and have a nice quick microwave lunch every now and then. Well, this weekend the fridge was bare and the usual brands weren't on sale at the market so what-the-hell let's see what these Budget Gourmet's are like since they're on sale.

Today is the moment of truth.

Opened one of these little boxes up and it has all the food, what little there is, on one side and all the sauce on the other.

Wait a fucking minute, half of this itty bitty box is reserved for a thin layer of sauce?

You must be fucking joking.

Completely unsatisfied ripped open yet another box.

Same bullshit, small pile of crap on one side, sauce on the other side.

BULLSHIT!

FUCKING BULLSHIT!

I'M STILL HUNGRY AND I'VE JUST BEEN FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A FUCKING FROZEN FOOD COMPANY AND NOW I'M FUCKING PISSED!

McDonald's anyone?

2 comments:

EVO said...

"FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A FUCKING FROZEN FOOD COMPANY"

Ouch!

EVO

baraqyal said...

Oh, you're going to get some interesting hits out of this post.

Someone out there has to have a frozen food ass fetish.