Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Alexa The Texting Sewer Diving Moron

A manhole cover left off and a stupid girl texting without watching where she's going meet their shared destiny in one smelly misstep.

I'll agree that the city employee that left the manhole cover off needs to be taken out behind the woodshed and let his Grandmother beat the shit out of him with a belt for doing something so stupid.

However, Alexa bears some blame here too walking around not paying attention to where she's going.

Who would they sue if she stepped in front of a bus and had to be scraped off?

I'm sorry, but both were at fault here and BOTH of them should be punished.

Stupid Alexa shouldn't profit from being to fucking stupid to not watch where she's going.

That's my opinion, what's yours?

If you don't agree with mine, I don't fucking care, piss off.

NEXT WEEK: Alexa still texting falls face first in newly poured wet cement sidewalk and becomes a statue.

1 comment:

Ben Rollins said...

The city employee didn't "leave the manhole cover off" - the employees concerned were on their way back from the support vehicle with orange marking cones....

Sure, maybe one of them should have stood by the hole with a megaphone and breakdancing to alert people, but you know, situational awareness and all... plus which said city employee probably would have been sued for causing panic and mayhem...