Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Proxy Hijacking Humor

Instead of all the serious posts about Google Proxy Hijacking it's time for a little bit of humor, very little, my apologies in advance.

Riddle:

Q: What do you call thousands of PhD's that can't stop simple proxy hijacking of your website?

A: Google!
Knock Knock Joke:
a: KNOCK KNOCK!

b: Who's there?

a: Proxy!

b: Proxy who?

a: Proxy who Google crawls through to hijack your site!
Brain Teaser:
What does the following URL represent in Google SERPs?

http://someproxysite.com/nph-page.pl/000000A/http/www.airplane.com

Answer: If you said "Airplane Hijacking" you are correct!

And now, a sad light bulb joke:
Q: How many proxy sites does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Proxy sites get Google to hijack a light bulb that's already screwed in.
More airplane humor:
Q: What's the difference between a website and a 747?

A: Proxy sites can't get Google to hijack a 747!
Last but not least...
Q: What do you call a good proxy site?

A: Offline.
Ok, you can groan, boo and hiss now.

1 comment:

Tony said...

Who is smarter Google, a proxy or a blonde?

The blonde she doesn't pretend to know what a proxy is and still not do anything about them.