Instead of all the serious posts about Google Proxy Hijacking it's time for a little bit of humor, very little, my apologies in advance.
Riddle:
Q: What do you call thousands of PhD's that can't stop simple proxy hijacking of your website?Knock Knock Joke:
A: Google!
a: KNOCK KNOCK!Brain Teaser:
b: Who's there?
a: Proxy!
b: Proxy who?
a: Proxy who Google crawls through to hijack your site!
What does the following URL represent in Google SERPs?
http://someproxysite.com/nph-page.pl/000000A/http/www.airplane.com
Answer: If you said "Airplane Hijacking" you are correct!
And now, a sad light bulb joke:
Q: How many proxy sites does it take to screw in a light bulb?More airplane humor:
A: None. Proxy sites get Google to hijack a light bulb that's already screwed in.
Q: What's the difference between a website and a 747?Last but not least...
A: Proxy sites can't get Google to hijack a 747!
Q: What do you call a good proxy site?Ok, you can groan, boo and hiss now.
A: Offline.
1 comment:
Who is smarter Google, a proxy or a blonde?
The blonde she doesn't pretend to know what a proxy is and still not do anything about them.
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