Thursday, July 05, 2007

Al Gore's Son Arrested in Harrowing Hybrid Hijinx

I've never let anyone else post a guest article here before but this is just so true and so funny it needed to be shared with my readers.

Enjoy.

Guest post by Larry.

so al gore's son got arrested. again. the story has one detail that is so unbelievable that they should probably throw the entire case out.

is it unbelievable that al gore's son was arrested?

no

is it unbelievable that al gore's son was arrested again? for the second or third time?

no

is it unbelievable that al gore's son was arrested for the third time on penny ante drug charges?

no

is it unbelievable that al 3 was smoking marijuana in his car in the middle of the night?

no

is it unbelievable that he had some prescription drugs in the car with him?

no

is it unbelievable that some drugs includes quantities of xanax, valium, vicodin, adderall and soma?

no

is it unbelievable that of the prescriptions for some xanax, valium, vicodin, adderall and soma, none were in his name?

no

is it unbelievable that he was driving at 2 a.m.?

no

is it unbelievable that he was driving his prius at 100 miles per hour?

damn right it is.

100 mph in a prius? maybe if he drove it off a cliff and it was in free fall or scotty was beaming it up. down the road with tires on the pavement, i'd have to see it to believe it. clearly the whole case lacks probable cause for the traffic stop. it's a set up. bush making sure al doesn't get in the race. cause you know in this country you can't be president if your son is a jackass. wait so how did 41 get in? case dismissed, bogus traffic stop. they should have said, failed to signal a lane change like they usually do when they want to do illegal stops.

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