How often do we see that happy line of horse shit spread by every new startup that crawls the web about how minimal it's impact will be?
Every fucking one of them claim it but when you add them all together the bot traffic is quickly exceeding the human traffic.
Who the fuck am I kidding, on most sites the bots clearly out number the humans in pages read on a daily basis.
First we put the big search engines on top of the heap with Google, Yahoo and MSN crawling the crap out of your servers daily. Just the three of these guys can easily read as many pages as 10K visitors a day. Then throw in the wannabe search engines like Ask, Gigablast, Snap, Fast, etc. ad nauseam and it's over the top.
Now expand that list to include the international search engines like Baidu, Sogou, Orange's ViolaBot, Majestic12, Yodao, and on and on, tons of 'em.
Then we have all the spybots that feel entitled to crawl your site like Picscout, Cyveillance, Monitor110, Picmole, RTGI, and on and on.
Next add up all the specialty niche bots like Become, Pronto, OptionCarriere, ShopWiki, and all sorts of shit too numerous to mention.
Pile on top of this all the free fucking tools that every little shithead and make believe company uses to scrounge the 'net for god knows what, and god's not telling, like Nutch and Heritrix, plus the web downloaders, offline readers, and more.
Don't forget, many of these so-called search engines and shit now want screen shots as well so after they crawl your page they send a copy of Firefox or something to your site to download every page again plus every fucking image, never cached, over and over and over.
Did I forget to mention directories?
They'll want to link check you and get screen shots as well, don't leave them out or they'll feel fucking neglected.
Wait, there's more, those social sites like Eurekster, Jeteye, etc. that let people link to your shit and then come back banging on your site all the time to make sure that shit's still valid.
Then add up all the RSS feed readers and aggregators that pull down your RSS feeds that nobody ever fucking reads. Not to mention the RSS feed finders like IEAutodiscovery that run amok on your site just looking for RSS feeds ... FUCK!
If you run affiliate programs you have CJ quality bot or some shit hitting your site and if you run ads then the Google quality bot, it's always something.
Don't forget the assholes running the dark underbelly of the web with all the scrapers, spam harvesters, forum, blog and wiki spammers, botnets and other malicious shit pounding on our sites daily.
Add on top of all this shit Firefox, Google Web Accelerator and now AVG's toolbar all pre-fetching pages that will most likely never be read and holy shit, we're being swamped!
OK, now that we've identified all this bot traffic, where's all the fucking people?
Of course you think all those hits from MSIE and Firefox are people, right?
Hell no!
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Those hits are the scrapers, screen shot makers and companies like Cyveillance and Picscout that don't want you to stop them from crawling your site so they just pretend to be humans to get past the bot blockers.
Well guess what?
There are no fucking people on your site. the internet is now run for and used exclusively by bots.
Apparently you missed the memo.