Link Your Ass to My Foot!

More link exchange bullshit as this excerpt was one of the best lately:

Dear Dipshit,

We are pleased to inform you that your website http://www.youreanawesomewebgod.com has been listed in our site http://www.stupidfuckingpondscum.org

You can find your link at: http://www.whogivesaflyingfuck.org/index.php

Links exchange means that you need to put reciprocal link to us.

Preferrable on this page http://www.notonmywebsitenotonyourlife.com

Our robot have checked this page for 5 times but our link wasn't found.

Threats about not linking to us and losing your link blah blah I think I shit my pants etc.

Guess what?

Your robot can use that phillips head screwdriver attachment and thoroughly fuck itself.

What kind of morons are harassing me with this nonsense?

I'll link to your web site about the same time I become a rock star and my balls start slapping Pamela Anderson's ass after a concert which is NEVER!!!

Now go away, eat shit and die, leave me alone.