Thursday, January 12, 2006

Scraper Thoughts

Do lazy scrapers just download other scrapers sites?

Q: Why doesn't Google ban scrapers?
A: Professional courtesy

Q: How many scrapers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they'll just download your lightbulb

Q: What do you call 50 scrapers going over a cliff in a bus?
A: A good start

Q: How do you kill a scrapers?
A: Slam the lid on their head when they try to take a drink

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2 comments:

  1. shhhhh,

    Google is nailing them, it takes time to remove 18 billion pages from the indexing system and unwind the links database and revise webwide PR.

    Visit WMW

    http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum30/32724-2-10.htm

    msg #13 and also the one that started the thread.

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  2. How can Google nail them all when they are using thesaurus translations and all sorts of crap - breaking down the language of each page into a common canonicalization for billions of pages is insane.

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